A former Triple C minor league hockey player who uses his skates, stick and various special pucks to stop crime. A loveable blowhard, he thinks of himself as the team’s leader, although no one else sees him that way. His intentional use of bad puns delivered in an action hero style are almost as grating as his enjoyment of said puns.
When not saving the world, Breakaway worries about his life when he’s “out of the game.” He’s consequently very money conscious, aka “cheap.”
The Mighty Maiden of Moisture can produce huge amounts of water to stop bad guys… but only huge amounts. As opposed to Breakaway, she does have her fellow superheroes respect and is the de facto leader of the group. Sadly, that means she’s the one that has to settle disagreements and there are many.
She’s calm and reasonable except two things cause her to fly off the handle: disrespect for the environment, and Poutine, who she dated once and has regretted forever. Even she can’t generate enough water to wash away those memories.
A proud French-Canadian, he stops crime by shooting fries, gravy and cheese curds from his wrist-potato weapons like Spiderman, drowning any opponent in a hot, delicious carb-filled mass. As the only Franco hero, he often feels like an outsider in the group, and occasionally threatens to leave (as French Canadians are wont to do).
Poutine lives with unbridled passion, consuming women, food, alcohol and experiences with no apologies. Meaning he refuses to apologize because why would someone so handsome and sexy ever be wrong? His narcissistic approach to everything causes friction with his teammates, especially Niagara Falls.
A Sasquatch from Saskatchewan who uses his strength to hammer things as flat as the prairies themselves. His raw, backwoods power is equaled by his raw, backwoods education and his raw backwoods smell. He's also a little uncivilized and a lot not-house-trained.
He is the brute of the team, and his rageful powers are usually triggered by the group not understanding his frustrated grunts and growls. But throwing a fridge at your colleagues isn’t the best way to bridge this issue.
This stands for Robotic Crime Management Polite Computer, and is a cyborg built inside a converted mail box. “She” is like a Canadian Swiss Army Knife, able to produce anything and everything to stop crime: a flamethrower, jet packs, steel nets and even a popcorn popper and hand vacuum for movie night at the super lair.
Yet with this seemingly endless array of tools, she still worries she doesn’t have enough. A computer with low self-esteem. R.C.M.-P.C.’s not only run by a PC, but is also very P.C., using a sensitivity program to make sure she offends no one.
At 12 years old, Chinook is the youngest hero of the bunch, and in classic Canadian fashion can summon the power of cold weather - ice, snow and wind. You know, all the reasons people visit Winnipeg. Chinook is also a First Nations hero, who is steeped in native lore, and can communicate with her spiritual Elders for advice.
Chinook is brimming with youthful energy which sometimes makes her seem impatient, but she just wrote in asking why are we wasting so much time on this stupid sentence when we could be kicking ass?!
This formerly-ignored world leader instantly become the leader of the only team of super heroes left on Earth, who do wonders for our planet, and the PMs confidence and self-worth. He is the one who sends them on assignments, in between shifts of governing Canada and his late shift at a brand name big box store to help make ends, and Canada’s national budget meet.
Meek but working on it, he now takes his rightful place in the front row of the United Nations… if it’s not too much trouble.
Bryan performs the show’s amazing theme song. You can hear it, if you listen to the theme song.
